chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020

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Chair legs

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs

by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020

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Chair legs.

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.

Ummmm chair legs.

by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020

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Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020

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A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever

A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

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