4 definitions by ChairBird

Chair bird

A chair bird, a common creature among North America, Canada, Russia, and Iceland. Chair bird will sit in his chair (he has a collection). Sometimes he will knock on people's door and ask them to give them the chairs or bye bye. Chair bird also likes hats. He carries cowboy hats with him whenever and wherever

A: "What happened last night?"
B: "Oh, Chair bird visited my house."

A: "What's your favorite animal?"
B: Chair bird."

A: "Uhm.."
B: "All listen to chair bird, there is no escaping his wrath. He wants your chairs he wants your soul sacrifice for the better good of chair bird he wants you know, Michael. There is no escaping him. He will sacrifice you to the chair gods as you plead for mercy and the blood will splatter all over the walls and you will scream but nobody will hear you in the basement of Chair bird. Michael you cannot escape Chair bird. He is after you. Michael, What if I'M Chair bird? Would you doubt me? Chair bird is your new god, and if you will not obey his commands, then you will suffer."

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

Ghafsnjsgnsdfkawidasdnfdsk

When you spam your keyboard after a death in your Minecraft hardcore game.

"OH NO, THERE'S SO MANY MOBS! OH #$%&#(@! NO! NO! NO! ghafsnjsgnsdfkawidasdnfdsk

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

ghe

A person who is a hypocrite, laughs at their own jokes, and is very annoying and loud. pronounced guh-e

A: "WEEEWHOO, YOU'RE SOOO LOUD, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
B: "Man, you're such a ghe."

by ChairBird May 9, 2020

Ehlp

Something/someone who is shy and humble on some days and others, will be loud and annoying.

A: "Hey, isn't Sarah such an Ehlp?"
B: "I don't know."
NEXT DAY
A: "How's it doin-"
B: "YOYOYOYO COOL KID TIME EPIC GAMER"

by ChairBird May 9, 2020