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cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
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Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.
"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"
by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008
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Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out
bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!
by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021
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Man Cannon

When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist
If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!
by Analcake April 5, 2011
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loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.
In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.
by uncletrav June 6, 2018
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cannon fodder

a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.
If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder
by Sexydimma September 16, 2016
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Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon
Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon
by Gvln March 26, 2022
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