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Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.
"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"
by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025
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Cabbage

The act of pulling your foreskin and bunching it up to look like a cabbage.
Oi mate kiss my cabbage
by CaramelPB July 13, 2019
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CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"
That was so cabbage!
by onyxbl February 7, 2022
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Cabbage

Someone who is very very ass
by Massa2001 November 24, 2024
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cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.
DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.
by Chuck Charles’s September 8, 2018
mugGet the cabbage wrenchmug.

Cabbage

You're such a cabbage you whore
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Cabbage

Your a fucking cabbage jack
by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

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