Cleep

The state between being dead and unconscious due to the presence of a humorous/awkward situation or occurance

"Bruh she said she don't give head, man I'm cleep"

"Yo when she wiped her make-up off, I was cleep!"

by YuunProductions June 23, 2020

Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

Creepy McCreeperson

An individual who needs women like air.....every single female he sees is free game to hit on to the point of repulsion. Creepy smile, darting eyes, and exposed neck muscles when in full creeping form. Impossible to hang out with due to obsession with attempting to hit on opposite sex. This may sound appealing to be a wing man.....but be very careful as to not be connected to this individual in the minds of females.......guilt by association could be lethal. If you are looking for this individual check all old model vans...(especially with no windows in the back) and/or light colored Infinities.

I went to lunch with a Creepy McCreeperson and he offended the waitress to the point I know she spit in our food. What a creep.

by twan August 16, 2004

Smoker's Creed

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007

Creeputie

When something is both creepy and cute at the same time.

Stalkers who make up cute blog posts about you.

That guy is so creeputie. His blog post about how cute and pretty I am is very nice but I don't know who the hell he is and why he knows so much about me.

by Tara Brown February 18, 2009

Creeperv

A person or a thing which is, at the same time, both creepy and pervy.

That guy is a real creeperv, I mean look at that mustache!

by CzTimezzz! May 6, 2009

Creeperdar

It's the opposite of gaydar. It's the ability to detect a creeper/creepy/perverted person from a close proximity, or maybe even a farther distance.

My creeperdar is going off hardcore, for that old man is offering the little girl candy.

by SophieSophie July 20, 2009