christian james

The coolest nigga in the world
Everyone loves him

I love Christian James so much

by Mizzsexy1107 January 21, 2017

cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.

That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!

by thharvey December 14, 2015

christian baker

An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍

Christian baker is amazing

by Justabigtowngirl December 19, 2016

Crotch Christians

A subset of Christianity whose main test of other peoples' piety is where they put their genitals.

The Crotch Christians are protesting gays in the military.

by Mebegebo October 22, 2012

christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick

that christian coco is a fuck head

by yeahnahfuckoff October 13, 2021

Christian Lam

Christian G. Lam was born in 1270 and was a diplomat in Great Britain
Christian Lam was unfortunately looked down on and multiple of his classmates took stones and ate him right then and there.

Dude shut up, no one wants to be a Christian Lam

by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019

Armchair Christian

A person who projects their personal beliefs about Christ on another person without consideration of the other person's personal beliefs about Christ.
This is always done in a manner which does not promote unity within the "Body of Christ"

Earl, speaking to Carl as an "Armchair Christian" once again questions Carl's interpretation of the scriptures.
"See Carl, you've once again taken the whole scriptural passage out of context.
Jesus did not really say that the wine was His blood, and the bread was His body.
What Bible are you reading from Carl, the NIV or something?"

by Itstartstoday October 16, 2014