When you tell someone-in jest- to suck your cock.
Also appropriate in situations when vulgarity is not acceptable ("I wish Suzy the receptionist would mind the business").
Also appropriate in situations when vulgarity is not acceptable ("I wish Suzy the receptionist would mind the business").
When Liz told Kyle to mind his own business, Kyle responded by forefully shoving Liz's head towards his crotch and said, "you mind the business".
by worm sherm September 16, 2008
Get the mind the business mug.Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email
Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.
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The act of masturbating without any available lubricant. For variation, see Risky, Unholy, Slippery, and Funny Business.
Jake: Man, I'm about to go Straight Business when I get home.
Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
Brandon: Dude! Vaseline Men is 2.99 on special!
by helen eastefon April 8, 2011
Get the Straight Business mug.A wage slave. A person with developmental delay who has never watched the film Officespace. Inferior to the liberal arts and STEM. A set of degrees so terrible that they make a philosophy degree seem more reasonable by comparison.
Usually this field is a 8 week office course in a trade school, but unlike it's counterpart, there are no connections unless in the Ivy Leagues making it impossible to get an entry level job.
If one is taking this degree and is one of the students that have no clue what they are doing in life, consider convincing the student to stay far away from this degree as possible. Remind them to drop out and go to a 2 year CC while admissions are open to get him/her to major in the right field.
Usually this field is a 8 week office course in a trade school, but unlike it's counterpart, there are no connections unless in the Ivy Leagues making it impossible to get an entry level job.
If one is taking this degree and is one of the students that have no clue what they are doing in life, consider convincing the student to stay far away from this degree as possible. Remind them to drop out and go to a 2 year CC while admissions are open to get him/her to major in the right field.
"Why is he eating the bugs now? Where is his soy latte?"
"My business major is more practical than an art degree and I am going to get my CPA. Look at these famous investment bankers and rich people, they all major in business fields like econ and business. You see these are the Js that control the world."
"Investment bankers make jack compared to the oil tycoon, and real majors that provide for the economy. Those degrees you mentioned are held by boomer bosses who will never retire. Think about how many people sacrifice their time to do long labs in real fields. While you dudebros can't live in the real world."
"NOOOO I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE MONEY!!!"
Bangs head on the wall.
"My business major is more practical than an art degree and I am going to get my CPA. Look at these famous investment bankers and rich people, they all major in business fields like econ and business. You see these are the Js that control the world."
"Investment bankers make jack compared to the oil tycoon, and real majors that provide for the economy. Those degrees you mentioned are held by boomer bosses who will never retire. Think about how many people sacrifice their time to do long labs in real fields. While you dudebros can't live in the real world."
"NOOOO I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE MONEY!!!"
Bangs head on the wall.
by billy4truth July 8, 2021
Get the business major mug.An occupation description to throw others of your trail as a failure or as a distributor of illegal substances.
While filling out a personal add, Will described himself as a business owner instead of drug dealer.
by Tha Producer April 15, 2008
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Get the pillow business mug.Trashy white men go to the Kelley School of Business when they can't get into any better business schools. Located in the grossest state in all of America, you'll be surrounded by racist douchebags in greek life 24/7. If you don't get in we'll SPEA later.
"I am in SPEA because I care about real life problems and am a considerate person" -Erin
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake
"Well all I care about is money and raping bitches. I'm a Kelley Boner. Love the Kelley School of Business" -Jake
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