Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016

bum stung

Derived from the suburbs of a town called Moseley, in England UK; bum stung often refers to something amazing or really good. Other uses include to reflect happiness in mood or to say how good-looking a particular female is.

"Mate, check her out."

"Yeah she's properly bum stung."

"Trust!"

by drivenamo August 18, 2008

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

Bum Jungle

Any congregation of two (or more) bums underneath a freeway overpass with excessive plant overgrow.

"On my walk to the park I narrowly escaped a Bum Jungle."

by Stanistu1 December 29, 2012

bum snogging

The action of ones tounge licking another persons asshole.

Damn dude, that guy is bum snogging that chick off the chair.

by JoshuaRay September 25, 2007

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

Bum mode

The act of waking up late in the clothes from the previous day and continuing to wear them, not shaving, skip showering and most other daily hygiene practices, then interacting socially or to go into public for a majority of the day
(may also be a state of being, and normally a person will enter bum mode in the presence of good friends)

causes can be sleep deprivation, hangover, late night of work or gaming, and/or just plain laziness.

I was up so late last night, i decided to go bum mode until work later

Why'd you invite them over? Im in bum mode

Im was so tired when i woke up i decided to go bum mode for the day

by LaZyBuM9 November 17, 2011