Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion

I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them

by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021

shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

by Paco699 October 20, 2009

U-boat

A lady's undercarriage - from vagina all the way under to buttocks.

Hannah, are you wearing a onesie?' - 'Hell yeah, dawg. It covers my whole U-boat.

by fujibo September 3, 2010

Boat Docking

The act of placing the front on ones boat, inside the front of another boat. AKA crashing.

Those two punks are going to be boat docking soon if they arn't careful.

by sugarcoatedcheese August 7, 2011

boat person

People who do not conduct themselves within the social norms.
i.e., as if they lived on a boat for a period in their lives when one learns how to interact with others in a non-awkward fashion.

-"why would he say something like that? He's so wierd."
--"totally awkward. what a boat person."

by bailacameron. June 5, 2007

Whoring the boat

A term referring to a night of sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend and then sleeping all night. Usually used in a detrimental or playful manner by friends who obviously want to do something more interesting. Especially pertinent in the case where that particular friend's girlfriend is on the larger side.

"So why isn't Jonny here tonight?"

"Oh, he's whoring the boat all night again."

by Old Rusty Dusty February 27, 2009

Gravy-boat

Using a woman's cleavage to hold gravy (KFC is generally preferred), to use as a vessel for dipping food or body parts. Usually done in a large bath tub.

I used Stéphanie's cleavage as a gravy-boat for chicken and fries, and then dipped my dick in it to feed her some too.

by Ramón July 29, 2019