country blumpkin 

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

country blumpkin by devious derelicts November 18, 2011

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme 

When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.

"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme by NoodleBoy July 30, 2008

rusty blumpkin 

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

rusty blumpkin by Hugh G Rection April 8, 2005

glass blumpkin boat 

Deucing it onto a saran wrap covered face of a girl (this covers the glass boat plus part of the blumpkin) while another girl goes down on you (this covers the 2nd half of the blumpkin).

"See those two chicks, we're going to do a glass blumpkin boat."

glass blumpkin boat by CairoXP July 3, 2007

rumple blumpkin 

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"

Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

rumple blumpkin by Spoof January 22, 2005

Lucky Blumpkin 

A lucky blumpkin is when a guy is receiving a blow job while taking a shit and eating lucky charms.

"Hey bro, I got a lucky blumpkin for breakfast this morning."

Lucky Blumpkin by BiZZNaSti February 4, 2010

butt blumpkin 

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john

You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.

butt blumpkin by Woodrow Bacon September 19, 2012