Beef Sanchez

The Beef Sanchez is a sexual act where, immediately upon completion of anal sex, the pitcher places his face directly into the anus of the catcher. The catcher then expels the liquid combination of lube, ejaculate, and fecal-matter from his anus onto the face of the pitcher creating a goatee emulating that of a Mexican.
I went to the spa to get a facial and thy gave me a Beef Sanchez instead.
by Johnny_Blaze_1216 December 23, 2013
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Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup
Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!
by Baxters January 17, 2022
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Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.
Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!
by elpinche November 22, 2011
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Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.
For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.
by Oxbig January 30, 2021
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Hucking Beef

To catch large amounts of air while either snowboarding, surfing, skating, etc.

To pull a sick new-school trick (e.g. double back-flip, cab 720, anything gnarly...)
"There's a nasty pic of me hucking beef at Mt Bachelor..."

"He hucked straight beef off of that kicker..."
by BoneShaft December 16, 2009
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Fake Beef

A purposely faked fight or argument created for comedic purposes
I hope trump sticks to only fake beef with north korea because I really don't wanna go boom.
by DLoCo September 14, 2018
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mass beef

When two people have beef (an issue) so severe that they cannot be seen with each other and they cannot associate.

A combination of dirty looks, and behind-the-back shit talk.
"Man, me and Chad have mass beef right now, I don't think I can associate with him right now."
by dankbuccaroo April 04, 2017
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