badgey-sense 

The ability of a deaf badger to sense when a tree is about to fall on him in an unotherwise unpolulated forest. The badgey sense usually manifests itself as a loud noise in the badgers head, similar to hearing but different cos the fucker is deaf..

Back in the olden days deaf lumberjacks used to keep a badger in a cage. When a tree was about to fall, the badgey-sense would go whack and the badger would scream, alerting the lumberjacks to the falling tree...

badgey-sense by Sploody May 8, 2006

D-Bagger 

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

D-Bagger by Chelsea Bucketheads August 20, 2010

badge 

Short for "badger" which is a variation on "beaver", in short meaning pussy or vagina.

JC: "The other thing is...800,000 pounds."

RH: "That is quite a lot. "

JC: "But with this...you would get a lot of badge."

RH: "Badge? Oh! No no no...hahahaha."

JC: "I think I almost got away with that."

-Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond on the Lamborghini Reventon

badge by VooDooXII November 29, 2007

Looking for badgers 

Cottaging. Gay cruising for casual sex.

I was merely on Hampstead Heath looking for badgers.

Looking for badgers by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

G-Banger 

Australian slang for G-String bikinis worn by hot beach babes.

A bloke gasps to his mate:
Check out the G-Banger on that hot blonde bending over in front of me!

G-Banger by Bloke Mate March 15, 2012

Tri-bagger 

Commonly refers to the three bags of milk offered at local grocery stores and convenience stores alike, or, any product offering that comes in a 3-bag pack.

Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time.

India: "Alfredo, pick up some milk on your way home."
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?"
India: "Definitely tri-bagger."

Alternative:
Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom"

Tri-bagger by Amarci_ano July 28, 2010

Dopple-Banger 

A shadow/clone of oneself that is used for sexual practices or escapes.

Example 1:
Guy: "God I'm so horny, I wish I had somebody to screw."

*His shadow rises from the ground*
"I guess that dopple-banger will have to do."

Example 2:
Guy: "Honey I'm home, guess what."
Gal: "What is it dear?"
Guy: "I got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous mass?"
Gal: "How did you come by that?"
Guy: "All she wanted was a man again, just for the evening."
Gal: "What the fuck are you saying Guy!?!?!?!?!"
Guy: "Oh don't worry, I wouldn't plow that swine, I had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any hassle from me."

Dopple-Banger by Nikljj February 19, 2011