clit biscuit

The labia majora, or pussy lips

Michelle sure has a fat clit biscuit!

by Ferguson May 28, 2005

disco biscuit

An ecstacy pill. Variation's are biscuit and bikkie.

"My Disco biscuit hasn't started kicking yet, I'm keen to munch another biscuit, but I only have 1 bikkie left and I want to save that for later."

by Diego August 31, 2003

whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

by Tank178 October 6, 2005

quivering whisker biscuit

pussy.

I threw my cock in that quivering whisker biscuit!

by Dick Basile March 24, 2003

had the biscuit

Worn out and no longer good for anything

My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.

by Bob the BlueBerry February 20, 2009

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004