Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022

sophia alarcon

hot sexy daddy

dayumm look at sophia alarcon ass mm so thick and yummy

by fabimerk2 August 13, 2022

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Jamari Azareun Kirksey

Finest man on earth

Super fine

Taken

Jamari Azareun Kirksey is such a fine person

by 🧟‍♂️🏠😍💊😍 September 3, 2023

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023