Alien: 17×3=51.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?
Alien: I'm kicking your ass.
Nerd: Ahh! Run away!
Ratty: Must get swole!
Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.
Ratty: 5. Need wilk!
Ratty: *lift weights.
Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.
Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.
Alien: *Modafinil wears off.
Alien: *Lifts weights.
Alien: I'm buff.
Ratty: I'm swole.
Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.
Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!
Nerd: *Getting stronger.
Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.
Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.
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