Adam Lambert

1.The Muffin Man who is oh so sheeeexxxxay.
2.One of the many thing that make you wanna say "ummm"
=P
3.The best musical ARTIST ever seen on american idol.
4. The rightful American Idol, even though he's gonna be a star without it. =D

Adam Lambert looks good in tight pants.
Adam Lambert

by Bagdoingadoing. June 2, 2009

Adam Lambert

The sexiest man on the face of the earth that about 50% of the women population and 35.7% of men population is obsessed with.

girl: do you see adam lambert over there?
friend of girl: yah. hes the sexiest man on earth.

by barbiegirlx123 December 22, 2009

Adam's Song

the best song ever
it's about a guy called adam, he killed himself

adam's song makes me cry

by it'smeok May 15, 2006

asian adam

Crazy screaming naked man that sees everything in a wide-screen view. He seems incoherent and like he's babbling but he is communicating with his many flying ninja forces in another language so as to not strike so much fear into your heart that you die of a heart attack while he takes over the known world with his co-conspirator who happens to be a wanna be Asian but is really only a white guy with a little dick.

That dude is about to go Asian Adam on your ass.

by minionofasianadam February 3, 2010

Adam Levine

Maroon 5's frontman. Amazing voice.
Sex on a stick. A beast.
Sexiest back - 'Wake Up Call' music video as a reference.

Adam Levine. Oh Hot Damn!

by Flourescent Lights On Please November 9, 2009

Christmas Adam

The day before Christmas Eve. The bible said Adam came before Eve, so it is only natural that Christmas Adam comes before Christmas Eve

Dude, I cant believe its Christmas Adam, christmas is in 2 days!

by lilolita December 24, 2009

cracked adams

The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.

Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.

These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.

Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."

Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"

Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."

*see defined word for description

by dangchicago April 17, 2009