The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation
Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack
by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019
Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011
When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021
When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
by Ostercy October 14, 2012
by iloveboobs125 May 23, 2022
When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016