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Penguin

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018
mugGet the Penguinmug.
another club penguin army. it harbors the rejects of Ice Warriors, some of which are pedophiles and racist and neo nazis!!! yayyyy!! anyways props to ango #ango4leedur
“I fucking HATE Water Vikings of Club Penguin. But at Rye and Cobra are cool. I guess.”
mugGet the Water Vikings of Club Penguinmug.

The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
by Plant.mami December 8, 2024
mugGet the The Penguin Clausemug.

Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
mugGet the Penguins Revengemug.

Penguin

A sex offender. Typically but not limited to pedophiles.
He’s been arrested again for touching kids. He’s a right penguin!
by Penguinnn27 November 13, 2022
mugGet the Penguinmug.

midget penguin

A person who is so dumb that their singnificence is less than the size of a Normal penguin
SHut you up you goddamn midget penguin
by Jaydee17 May 16, 2018
mugGet the midget penguinmug.

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