pumperquarter bread

(noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.

Me and ma sat on the poch ad ate us sum pumperquarter bread.

by youre real name July 26, 2009

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021

Bread Dickens

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

by GotchaB April 26, 2021

sticky bread

A game in which participants jack off on to a piece of bread and the last to finish has to eat the cum covered pastry.

Jack: “let’s play sticky bread”
John: “no I always lose”
Jack: “yeah but I don’t”

by Daddy Pitty October 31, 2019

Jamie’s bread

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

pussy bread

1. loaf of bread that is sweet and moist

2. a girl who is bred for giving it up

where the fuck is my pussy bread?

she is fuckin pussy bread

by stacksondeck01 January 13, 2009