Louisiana taco

Getting any kind of hot sauce on or in a vagina, which, interestingly, makes the pussy wetter even though it burns. You could also have hot sauce or buffalo wing sauce residue on your fingers or in your mouth and then you finger or go down on a woman, making her pussy burn.
My booty call came over last night after I ate nuclear wings, and I gave her a Louisiana taco by fingering her before washing off my hands. Her snatch burned, but she was wetter than a nun in a cucumber patch. Next time I’ll just douse her pussy with Tabasco instead of lube and pound away.
by tonymarc March 03, 2011
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stuffed taco

A womans vagina with a penis inserted in it
I had sex with Mary the other night and she had a great stuffed taco. I stuffed her taco
by Cramerica Industries January 02, 2007
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Taco Vender

A mexican who serves tacos out of a vending cart.
Julio can be seen every day pedaling his taco cart up to the contruction site. Everyone sees Julio, and knows the mexican has arrived with the burrito supremes.
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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crusty taco

To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.
by hamannbacon November 09, 2005
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Shocko Taco

N. Variant of the Shocker in which the index, middle and pinky fingers are dipped in hot sauce
My girl loves the shocko taco, but she draws the line at mild.
by Victra March 04, 2009
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yoit taco

when the massive load of cum causes one's lips to become sealed shut with gewy-stickyness after performing the act of fellatio.
i gave this hobo a yoit taco the other day that left him speechless for days.
by blumpkinboychaps April 04, 2009
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Taco Bitch

"Can I take your --" "Shut up and give me a taco, Taco Bitch."
by milotictear November 17, 2009
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