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Harry Puto

The gay verson of Harry Potter.

books are:

1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.

2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong

3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN

harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006
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Harry Potter

One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.
Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome!
Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.
by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010
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Harry Potter

His harry potter didn't even get that big!

He whipped out his harry potter

Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus

Harry played with his harry potter
by Celliquanise January 4, 2009
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Harry_Sachz

A player in the MMORPG RuneScape known for his extremely humourous and spontaneous candor in and outside the game. Starting the game in August of 2004, Harry_Sachz has become one of those categorised as "Famous RuneScape players". Rising to the top 5,000 out of a total of over 4 million players worldwide, Harry_Sachz can often be seen on various worlds training all skills whereas most people who play focus on one area primarily and train little else. He considers his home world to be World 77 with most of his time spent on that world being at the Fishing guild where he is well known by all frequent fishers. Not only is he a very helpful and extremely knowledgeable player, but he is also one who makes things fun for those around him which is no surprise why he is also an in-game Player Moderator for RuneScape. Sure he doesn't spend his entire life playing RuneScape unlike the top two players, but the time he does spend contributes greatly to the game as a whole. Harry_Sachz is also occasionally seen on the fansite RuneVillage and runs his own gaming site The Gaming Realms.
Susan_Storm1: Do i need to kill more of the monsters in the abyss to get more pouches if my current ones become damaged?
Harry_Sachz: No, just talk to the dark mage in the abyss before you go through a rift
Harry_Sachz: He will cast a transfiguration spell on the pouches which repairs them
Susan_Storm1: Thx
Harry_Sachz: Np
by Susan_Storm1 August 13, 2006
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Harry Potter

A sexual move where a man comes on the woman's forehead in the shape of a lightening bolt, symbolizing that which is on the forehead of the popular character Harry Potter
Joe: "Dude, i gave her a MEAN Harry Potter last night, check out this pic of that lightening bolt!"
by XSVFTW April 2, 2009
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Dirty Harry Potter

A dimwitted perpetrator of domestic violence who beats his partner infrequently and secretly, so as her injuries seem to appear "like magic".
My mom's drinking buddy came over last night with bruises all over her face. Her husband must be a real Dirty Harry Potter.
by Feet_Febreze May 26, 2009
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Harry

Oh my gosh, I love your harry!
by haahahahhahahahaha December 9, 2010
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