March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 09, 2022

march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

by darlling<3 April 05, 2022

Dec 9

This day is if u see ur crush ask them out automatically.

hey Susan, I like you

Ew bitch go away your trash.
Well it was worth a shot because it’s DEC 9!

by Ugly brororo December 10, 2021

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 09, 2022

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

9/11

where a building crashes into a plane

9/11 is wak

by hxnzzibsg8dbxshb xuybas dygw 8 December 29, 2019