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dank sock

A strong smelling, or dank, sock generally used to store weed.
person 1: "Where do you hide your weed?"
person 2: "Dank sock"
by dank wool December 23, 2008
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lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit
"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"
by Salami Toast March 17, 2017
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Poop Sock

In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.
Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."
by Black jésus February 29, 2020
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Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
I cant eat this, its a sock apple.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
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Rocky socks

I drank way too much last night and today I've got rocky socks.
by Youphoric August 1, 2012
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matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016
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Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.
On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.
by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011
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