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Zinedine Zidane

"Did you fist her?"
"No dude, I used my forehead!"
"Oh shit, Zinedine Zidane."
by L.A.P.D. September 23, 2008
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Zaned

1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%.

2. To be told of something that does not exist.
ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it.

3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate.
ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?"
the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents."
Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside."

4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense.
ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen
1. "Did i just get zaned?"
2. "I just got zaned"
3. "You totally just zaned me."
by Catherine Janeway October 1, 2007
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a zinedine

To headbutt someone with great vengence and furious anger.
I was pissing my brother off, so he gave me a Zinedine to the back. That hurt.
by Ryan Saav July 12, 2006
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zinedinist

Hatrid towards Zinedine because of racist reasons
She's a zinedinist
by BobDog Ben November 1, 2020
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Religion Zoned

Where the boy/girl comes back from something religious, such as a retreat or a lock in and rejects you.
Religion Zoned - "I know I said I wanted to be more than friends... But I thought about the relationship while I was gone, and I feel like it's unholy.
Maybe you should come to church sometimes!"
by pseudonymnamepseudonym September 7, 2013
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Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed
Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!
by Own_thing May 24, 2017
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dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant
Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.
by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018
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