zuckerberged

(V) Being lead to believe something is more glorious than you can imagine. But in fact it's quite the opposite.

Oh facebook ipo!! It's so awesome!!! I'll buy it at open at a overpriced 42.00!! 2days later... omg it's down to 31.00... I've been zuckerberged. :(

by Driftine46 November 4, 2012

Zuckerberg

The slang word used for a reptile that has access to all your fucking info

Reptile: hm, yes i shall make a human website so i can become a human and take its form.
you: WhAt ThE fUcK zUcKeRbErG

by Jam4llgaynam May 28, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.

Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww

by Joey the gym god February 25, 2020

mark zuckerberg

a literal fucking lizard

hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard

by raccoomer December 8, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome

When you force your political beliefs onto your website, and use your power as the founder to unfairly persecute those who disagree with you.

Mark Zuckerberg Syndrome be like:

"Howdy y'all, I'm Mark Zuckerberg."

"As you may know, I am a flaming liberal. If you're not, and I find out, YOU'RE GETTING KICKED OFF MY WEBSITE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

"....So anyway, I heard you were interested in toilets..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 2, 2020

Zuckerberg Phenomenon

When a portion of Facebook suddenly fails and cannot be used for a period of time. Named after the creator of the website.

Bob: I was talking to Angelina the other day when my chat froze up suddenly.

George: Sounds like the Zuckerberg Phenomenon

by Pylinaer January 13, 2011