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the zuck

legend. God of all. daddeee™. facebook
guy 1: Woah look at that guy over there.

guy2: damn he looks like the zuck 🥵
by qwertyadfghjkl;' October 14, 2020
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What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"
by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024
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Zuck up

When you succeed but somehow make everything worse for literally everyone else.
Mark Zuckerberg is such a zuck up, says he enables free speech but can't even show pole on main.
by Chattwo February 25, 2025
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zucks

A combination of Zscaler and Sucks, to represent when something sucks as much or more than Zscaler does. In this world where security is paramount and you can't live without internet you should know what is good and what is bad and only use the good stuff to protect you.
- Oh man, TikTok isn't working - that zucks!

- That salesmen should be less arrogant and zuck less.

- It zucks when somebody lies to you!
by xohex March 14, 2024
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Zucking It

This is the act of sucking, or attempting to suck off one's self in a public space. This was made famous by Mark Zuckerberg after being caught sucking himself off in a Wendys bathroom.
Mark Zuckerberg got caught Zucking It in a Wendy's bathroom.
by Blianga January 13, 2025
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Zuck

Zuck hasn't contributed to a political campaign and is the richest person in the world in relation to his age.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020
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Zuck

Screwing over sombody.
Get Zucked Whoah Whoooaahh hold up ring ding ting ting ding dongs my da ding
by INS746 October 8, 2021
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