by qwertyadfghjkl;' October 14, 2020

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).
Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).
Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"
by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024

by Chattwo February 25, 2025

A combination of Zscaler and Sucks, to represent when something sucks as much or more than Zscaler does. In this world where security is paramount and you can't live without internet you should know what is good and what is bad and only use the good stuff to protect you.
- Oh man, TikTok isn't working - that zucks!
- That salesmen should be less arrogant and zuck less.
- It zucks when somebody lies to you!
- That salesmen should be less arrogant and zuck less.
- It zucks when somebody lies to you!
by xohex March 14, 2024

This is the act of sucking, or attempting to suck off one's self in a public space. This was made famous by Mark Zuckerberg after being caught sucking himself off in a Wendys bathroom.
by Blianga January 13, 2025

Zuck hasn't contributed to a political campaign and is the richest person in the world in relation to his age.
by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

