Zoot

A small little fart bigger than a toot but smaller than ripping ass

“Damn dude did you just zoot?” “Yeah man I had beans for lunch.”

by Zootzooter August 18, 2022

Zooted

High as shitballs

Man im zooted from that GAS

by IndianPotato February 20, 2022

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

Zoot

To nut, cream, secrete sperm, to ejaculate.

"I'm finna zoot"
"I need to zoot"
"I'm feeling a zoot"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

Zooted

To be excited about something

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"

by thuglyfeee November 2, 2011

Zoot

A KingSize Roll Up Cigarette (altho The Sizes of Zoots Vary on The Users Mood)With Weed and Tobacco Inside
Including a Rolled Up Card Board Filter in One End
These Filters are Famously Known as Roaches.

Oi Bruv have U Got Sum Roach 4 Dis " Zoot "

by cHoPPa aKa TaYLoR October 6, 2005