Zooted

A now popular term created years ago by a kid named Kenneth.

"damn man that joint got me zooted af"

by Leblancc February 6, 2020

Zoot

A small little fart bigger than a toot but smaller than ripping ass

“Damn dude did you just zoot?” “Yeah man I had beans for lunch.”

by Zootzooter August 18, 2022

Zooted

Smoking so much weed to the point where rainbows and flying turtles becomes a reality. Everything is funny even if your getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Fuck me in the beard , I'm so zooted i felt like my penis was talking to me

by the fucking machine February 2, 2012

Zooted

When you're high off coccaine

After 2 lines, i'm zooted like a mo'fuker.

by Alf May 2, 2003

Zoot

To nut, cream, secrete sperm, to ejaculate.

"I'm finna zoot"
"I need to zoot"
"I'm feeling a zoot"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

Zooted

To be excited about something

"bruh i'm hella zooted about this jumper we finna hop in"

by thuglyfeee November 2, 2011

Zoot

A KingSize Roll Up Cigarette (altho The Sizes of Zoots Vary on The Users Mood)With Weed and Tobacco Inside
Including a Rolled Up Card Board Filter in One End
These Filters are Famously Known as Roaches.

Oi Bruv have U Got Sum Roach 4 Dis " Zoot "

by cHoPPa aKa TaYLoR October 6, 2005