a person place or thing that shows a depth of knowledge and ability to concept big ideas, yet lacks the common sense and know-how to see them to completion.
by Jace Miller October 13, 2011
Get the Zankowski mug.Extremely intoxicated. Usually refers to alcohol intoxication but can also apply to marijuana or other drugs.
by VAKI5 May 7, 2005
Get the zonked mug.When a zombie virus infects a monkey it dies and becomes a Zonkey! Then this living-dead zonkey infects the rest of the monkey population, resulting in the apocolyptic end to the world as we know it. The only way to kill a zonkey is to shoot it in the head, decapitate it with a big rusty shovel, or run it over with a big tank or something.
P1: Holy SHIT! There's Zonkies all over the fucking place out there!!!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!
P2: A zebra monkey hybrid?
P1: No you idiot, that's impossible-it's a zombie monkey!
P2: Oh shit, that God Damn Zonkey just bit me in the crotch!
by xonkey101 December 26, 2008
Get the Zonkey mug.Like the term "donkey", it refers to a bad poker player. The zonkey, however, makes especially flashy poker moves or uses language to indicate they "know" the game when it is just a matter of time until they "zonk" away all their money with their poor play.
The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.
The term is based on the animal called a "zonkey", which is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.
That zonkey was just saying how bad everyone was playing, then pushed all in when he was drawing dead. What a zonk!
by dimossi October 23, 2009
Get the zonkey mug.Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.
by #urbandefiner April 14, 2013
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Get the Zonked out mug.by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
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