brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008

Zager Zamboni

A Zager Zambini is when during sexual intercourse the Male does a line of coke off his girl's ass while on crutches and delivering a Hamlet monologue. This type of act is reserved for true legends of the game

Greg: Yo heard your date to Casa Blanca was sick.

Sam: Ye plus I gave her the old Zager Zamboni back at her place so it was a dope night

by Jonny Ovenmitts July 29, 2018

zamboni

A piece of fabric or cloth, usually a washcloth or old t-shirt, used to catch the sexy-time explosion during masturbation (male).

1. Man, I have not washed my zamboni in months. It's starting to feel like a piece of cardboard.

2. As Kevin woke up from a drunken stupor, he laughed when he noticed his best friend Mike was passed out on his floor and using his zamboni as a pillow.

by wpkiii January 28, 2005

zamboni driver

caucasion female enjoying canadians redefined for pleasure and dating.

check out the zamboni driver with the canadian.

by Uniquester May 2, 2006

Zamboni

A towel, t-shirt, sock, or any other rag used to wipe up a load after you beat off and blow a load on your stomach.

I was looking for a CD in Tony's room and found a crusty old T-shirt that he's been using as a Zamboni.

by Bob Growler October 7, 2007

Zambonious

A collosal great big erection....or any other larger object

'Weezer, will you see that zambonious sized truck out there on the thin ice!"

by stephen Crow May 18, 2003

Zamboni

A drunk chick whose attempts to walk make her appear as though she's walking on ice.

That Zamboni keeps spilling her beer on me.

by maxweyl1 January 8, 2009