Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.
by Zucchini January 13, 2008
consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn October 10, 2008
Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.
See also toilet trout
by Max Radcliffe June 13, 2006
The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
by jelly fill'd July 03, 2010
Peed sleeping bag at camp.
Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)
Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)
Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)
by diggersdozen September 19, 2017
When you steal somebody's zipper off of their pants with a taser. This usually ends in a very painful result.
by Skip Skolar. August 04, 2010
A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.
by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017