zeusbag

Zeusbag

N. One who abuses his power to participate in douchebagory

Adj. -of or relating to a zeusbag

Zeus. He constantly has sex with mortal women, despite having a wife. He became king of everything, while Hades, the older brother, got stuck with a whole lotta dead people. No one can tell him he is wrong, cause he is teh king. He uses his power to be a douchebag. Because if this, he is a zeusbag.

by Zeusbag Informer December 9, 2013

Zeus

He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.

But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.

R1 : Hey you seen Zeus?
R2 : No, but he's a prick
Zeus : I heard my name

by Rocksssssssssssssssss September 15, 2020

Da_Zeuse

Da_Zeuse is a User or Term reffered to a person that is mentally unhinged, hornier than most people, has a lot of memes, will traumatize you in any way shape or form, and it will defenitely make fun of every person on earth.
They are highly homophobic, sexist, transphobic, nazist etc.

User1: Hey bro you have that new pokemon game?
User2: SHIT MY BRO ITS TRASHFFNEIJWQJFNB SMH cant they make a normal game for once?
User1: Bro, you was acting like Da_Zeuse

by Sutuart August 7, 2021

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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

by Daft Clown June 6, 2014

Zeus cannon

In the movie "Final Fantasy : The spirits within" The Zeus cannon was constructed to make one final strike at the 'alien' gaia.

Zeus cannon at 100%. We fire on your command.

by some guy June 9, 2003

zeus

a great name for a bong, and also a greek god who ruled it all.

person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..

by bbnnyhoney April 14, 2008