Zelou is a kid in grade 9 known for irritating adults on Ark. He is toxic on video games and is really tall. He talks way to much and the teachers find him annoying. He is a sweaty soccer player who is pretty good at sports. He likes sushi (maybe a little to much) and always gets in arguments with his friends. He is crazy good at math and he makes up weird nicknames for his friends.
Hmm, he looks like a Zelou.
by justtrolling November 21, 2020
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"Zelkova" (noun, slang, derogatory): A cuck and a bitch—someone who is overly submissive, weak-willed, and allows themselves to be dominated or humiliated without standing up for themselves.
"Man, stop acting like a total zelkova—you’re being a cuck and a bitch just letting them walk all over you like that."
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A zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight.
A zello goes for a big female pig due to the immense attraction to its weight.
by Mnxnice October 9, 2016
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