A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.
Son: "Hey dad?"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
Dad: "Yes Son?"
Son: "I want a guitar so I can be like Zakk Wylde!"
Dad:"What?! No son of mine is sucking Ozzy's dick!!!"
by The_Legcay_of_Foamy_Chewbacca August 12, 2011
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i'm done here:
zack is amazing, zack gives chloie butterflys in her tummy when he touches her. thats nice: chloie likes zacks kisses. those are nice too : chloie loves zack a wholeeee lot.
zack thinks chloie is stale, but deep down he knows shes the freshest kid on da block. because, zack thinks shes super amazing.
zack thinks he loves chloie more than chloie loves him. i don't know about that one. but until someone proves it, chloie loves him more:
hmm, zack is a really cool kid. he has pretty pants. wait no, zack has sexayy pants. everybody wants to lick them off.
i'm done here:
by chloie February 27, 2008
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prostitute says "OMG looks ats zakock its so smalls (french sounding accent) hows will this gives me pleasure." I give you money back lol.
by No use your real name December 7, 2009
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Jin means ghost, a supernatural thing that has super power to make thing disappear.
Both terms combined are used for corrupt officers from Pakistan's civil services. These people can make trees, case files, workers and millions of dollars vanish from records in a snap of finger.
Jin means ghost, a supernatural thing that has super power to make thing disappear.
Both terms combined are used for corrupt officers from Pakistan's civil services. These people can make trees, case files, workers and millions of dollars vanish from records in a snap of finger.
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Zakkar is a good friend.
by Zakatac December 18, 2018
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He's doing a Zakota.
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