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by joeyMatthews June 28, 2010
Get the new zealand christmas mug.Worst place in the world to grow up. Very strict conservative town. All dutch. No one does ANYTHING on a Sunday. Don't be gay, you will be tarred and feathered!
by StephDV December 21, 2008
Get the Zeeland mug.In 1914, (New Zealand) annexed German Samoa, jumping at the chance to be Imperialists. We then blockaded it while 'flu was prevalent, killing many inhabitants.
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Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Seriously, have you heard a Kiwi's accent?
Aussie: "U'm a kiwi, mite, frum New Zealand! There's that suxy sheep!
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
(Translation: I'm a kiwi, mate, from New Zealand! There's that sexy sheep"
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