A person, other than yourself, who likes what you like and wants what you want. Not-yous frequently attend the same open houses as you, jockey for the same job or promotion as you, crush on the same person as you, and even dress like you.
Woman: "Oh my God, I love this house. Do you think I'll get it?"
Man: "Maybe. A 3-bed, 2-bath with a walk-in closet and a bidet in a good school district is going to be pretty popular. Let's hope you found it before not-you could.
Man: "Maybe. A 3-bed, 2-bath with a walk-in closet and a bidet in a good school district is going to be pretty popular. Let's hope you found it before not-you could.
by a not-you March 13, 2017
by It Should Be Wednesday My Dude February 06, 2019
You, <insert name here>, are the person reading this article, unless, of course, you're not. But that would be awkward.
“You bastard! You killed Kenny!”
~ Stan on You
“A total idiot.”
~ Captain Obvious on You
“YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!”
~ Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy
~ Stan on You
“A total idiot.”
~ Captain Obvious on You
“YOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!”
~ Soulja Boy on Who should crank that soulja boy
by Uncyclopedia March 27, 2008
the correct way to spell the ordinary word, you.
not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts.
{n.} not yooh
{n.} not yoo
{n.} not yew
not corrupted by the minds of sad depraved 12 year old myspace addicts.
{n.} not yooh
{n.} not yoo
{n.} not yew
by craigisbetterthanme August 13, 2006
by DrxgPrincess July 17, 2015
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS HANDSOME LOVING CARING ANGELIC AND KIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MERMAID ON LAND!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE LIKE A GOOD FALLEN ANGEL!!!!!! YOU ARE THE GOOD KIND OF HOT AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL ALLICORN!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I love you so much! You are such an amazing human being. You are loved. You are the best you out there so, please, never change. <3
by know_it_all_nerds August 09, 2017