Wrinklestan

Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

wrinkles

1. Another word for grandparents -- the parents of one of your parents

"I'm going to visit my wrinkles and get some freshly-baked pie!"

by leggyshay March 4, 2020

gut wrinkles

the lines between the rolls of fat on an obese person, which sometimes accumulate foul smelling body odour. Can also be used to refer to the ugly stretch marks a female has on the gut after child birth.

oh my god look at the gut wrinkles on that fat chick, she should wear a moo moo to cover that up.

by monkeypig January 7, 2012

dusty wrinkle

A pussy that has not had a good fucking in a while!

That chick hasn't been fucked in over a year her snatch is like a dusty wrinkle

by A.a.ron t man December 27, 2014

Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 25, 2015

star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.

He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!

by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008

high tea wrinkle

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.

Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.

by nolandc August 30, 2019