Wonk

Wonk - past tense of wink.

He wonk his eye at me.

by Pickledpig Tweet July 21, 2018

wonking

if you have to look this up, you don’t deserve to know.

i can’t believe she doesn’t know what wonking is!

by drmoldytuna May 26, 2018

Wonked

When someone is born with a noticeable wonky face, that others may find funny.

Sarah: OMG he has a well wonky face!
Nathan: Yeah he has a face disorder..
Sarah: :(
Nathan: NAHHT.. He's just wonked.

by wonkyface October 12, 2010

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

Wonk

Derived from the work Donk. While a Donk is a black girls ass the Wonk is a white girls ass. Usually large in size.

"Dudee your girl may have a Donk, but my girl has a Wonk"
"Im jealous man" Wonks = better than Donk

by Thestrubeman February 21, 2011

Wonk

A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously

Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk

by Roxy Lalonde May 9, 2013

Wonk

a wank at work

Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk

by Wonky the Donkey December 17, 2011