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Alt: Got up on the wrong side of the bed. (Past Tense)
An expression that is typically used to describe a grumpy or irritable person, especially when the reason for their unhappiness is unknown.

It can also be used to describe when somebody wakes up in a bad mood which then lasts all day, possibly because they didn't get enough sleep or had an unpleasant dream the night before.

The phrase dates back to Ancient Rome, where it was considered bad luck to get out of bed from the left side, which itself originated in a very old superstition saying that everything related to the left-hand side was inherently unlucky. The modern English expression reflects that myth with a tongue-in-cheek play on words, suggesting that a grouchy person must have gotten out of bed on the "wrong" side, as opposed to the "right" side.
"What's with Wendy? She seems annoyed about something."
"I don't know, maybe she got up on the wrong side of the bed today."
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"You're acting like real jerk!"
"Sorry, I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I'm in a bad mood, but it's not your fault."
by Charlie Apples May 28, 2015
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Woketard: That white cisgender non-binary man woman is totally gay.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.
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Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022
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Wokeasaurus

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This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.
Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!
by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021
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Wokesha

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Purple drank, lean, sprite and codeine syrup
by Naijababe2021 May 3, 2021
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post woke

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A person who has gone beyond woke, and is comfortable being offensive
Nah, Sameera's not woke, she's post woke.
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woke dystopia

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The period of time after the advent of social media platforms when tens of millions of people weighed in on events that they did not personally take part in, and yet loudly expressed outrage over despite having no personal stake in the incident, often simply as a tactic to destroy a percieved political or cultural enemy, by calling for the banishing of the ‘antagonist’ in their narrative from doing any public and private business.
Joe Biden suddenly found himself in the woke dystopia.
by Danksford Dictionary April 1, 2019
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