The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.
by brsedu September 12, 2009
A operating system that is widely used aroudn the world, most games and applications require it, and therefore you can see its usage. Mind you that buying windows is expensive, and you will become a bum with a copy of Windows XP Professional
BOSS: JERRY WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING
Jerry : My computer isn't working
BOSS: DAMNIT, IT WAS WORKING YESTERDAY
Jerry: Yeah, well Windows is like that, works one day, and doesn't the other
Jerry : My computer isn't working
BOSS: DAMNIT, IT WAS WORKING YESTERDAY
Jerry: Yeah, well Windows is like that, works one day, and doesn't the other
by Kevin Abeysekera April 09, 2004
An operating system to run your computer for you. If you are moderately computer-savvy, e.g., you understand that buying and installing anti-virus protection, internet firewall software, spy-dectection software, etc., actively safeguarding your own computing environment, e.g. you don't use ANY vendor's email client software, open attachments with extensions like .exe, etc., don't subscribe to file-sharing networks like shareaza which put BIG FUCKING HOLES in any other security software you may have installed, then you probably won't experience all the horrid "crashes" reported by the naysayers.
If, on the other hand, you're an unemployed software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have nothing better to do with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for. As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off the internet, and just generally have a GAY ol' time on the internet. Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use.
And P.S. Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple? Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO!!!
If, on the other hand, you're an unemployed software programmer whose resume was shit-canned by Microsoft and you have nothing better to do with your day than find "holes" in the OS, you'll probably find what you're looking for. As for me, I like to look at beautiful (a-hem) pictures and movies, keep track of my finances, get information off the internet, and just generally have a GAY ol' time on the internet. Windows XP couldn't be better or easier to use.
And P.S. Will somebody please kill and bury Quicktime and Apple? Talk about way past their prime...they're like a Jaguar competing in an Acura and Lexus world...nobody's saying the Jaguar's aren't pretty...it's just that the Lexus will actually GET YOU THERE TOO!!!
1) I bought one of the first MAC's ever. No...NO...I did NOT buy a LISA!!
2) Steven Jobs is a GOOD guy, Bill Gates is a BAD guy. And their respective bank account balances clearly prove the point!!!
3) No one will hire me because I refuse to accept the project manager's directives. So, instead, I've installed LINUX to facilitate my hacking into WINDOWS-based PCs, just to show how suck-ey their god-damned OS really is.
4)The Tower of Babel is infinitely more desirable than a single, standardized approach, if you really care about instruction sets, for Christ's sake!!!
5) Let's win the marketing war by cornering the education market, so all those poor school-kids can fuck around with apple software for ten years until they graduate into the REAL world.
2) Steven Jobs is a GOOD guy, Bill Gates is a BAD guy. And their respective bank account balances clearly prove the point!!!
3) No one will hire me because I refuse to accept the project manager's directives. So, instead, I've installed LINUX to facilitate my hacking into WINDOWS-based PCs, just to show how suck-ey their god-damned OS really is.
4)The Tower of Babel is infinitely more desirable than a single, standardized approach, if you really care about instruction sets, for Christ's sake!!!
5) Let's win the marketing war by cornering the education market, so all those poor school-kids can fuck around with apple software for ten years until they graduate into the REAL world.
by herman gates March 31, 2004
Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.
-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
by Sid Barrett August 07, 2008
A shitty OS that is impossible to run for more than 10 minutes without crashing. Only somewhat good version ever made is 200 0 Pro. Costs too much (even tho linux users can afford it, because most windows users drive a rice rocket and linux users dont even need to drive because their computers are so fast they can sit down on them and ride them around) and is the best $500 solitare game ever made. Uses stolen Mac code and
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!
requires an update every day. Linux only needs to be updated when a cool new program comes out. Linux is impossible to crash (which is why it is used to run most servers.) Windows is Homo-approved. If you are currently running windows (which i am NOT) then either partition it and put lindows on one drive OR just delete windows completely - it is useless. Linux is now offically compatible with most programs. Format C: NOW!
"Aw shit my Windows comp froze!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"
"Windows costs too much"
"I think its time i format windows"
"Windows is for noobs!"
"Linux is 133t when compared to windows!"
"Windows Sucks!"
by Manella April 09, 2003
A peice of crap OS that has only one way to properly fix it.
1. Enter Command Prompt
2. Type 'Format C:'
3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1
4. Follow onscreen instructions
5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.
1. Enter Command Prompt
2. Type 'Format C:'
3. Insert Linux Installation Disk 1
4. Follow onscreen instructions
5. Congratulations, Windows is fixed.
by _|-|}06 & bOb June 03, 2005
by Rip off October 26, 2003