tidy whities

Men's white cotton briefs.

i can't believe that dude still wears tidy whities.

by njf November 16, 2007

tighty whities

undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie

friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts

by wedgie man 4658 April 18, 2009

Tighty Whities

(Noun) A derogatory term for a north american conservative white ethnic. Sandwiched insecurely between the people that were 'owned' by Europe, and by Europe itself, this suburban, affluent mid-to-upper class culture has a brief and unremarkable history; a Tighty Whitey will project an angry, competitive, ill-gotten arrogance that discourages out-of-house activities.

St. Albert has so many Tighty Whities I had to destroy a public bus shelter to express myself.

by Duchowski May 14, 2011

tightie whities

Those tight white undies yur boyfriend hops into bed in thinking he looks "sexy". a queer mans underwear. the underwear yu pray yur man is going to wash freakwently because yu think yur gunna barf everytime yu see those "wet-fart" stains that he never notices.

"damn baby dont yu love how i look in these tigtie whities",
"oh honey i loved yur tigtie whities i went out and bought matching ones",
"when was the last time yu washed yur tightie whities?" "yesterday, why?" "oh nothing just please use bleech this time"

by stephaniie<3 July 7, 2006

tighty whities

A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.

Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by willdood January 2, 2010

Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.

The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017

Tighty Whities

1.) Ebonics for a white girl who is a virgin.
2.)Refering to a new white man in prison.

1.) "Yo man I broke in two Tighty Whities at the same time last night dawg!"

2.)"Looky Here boys! Some Fresh Tighty Whities! Let the games begin!"

by JDMarlow42 July 3, 2010