Wheesong

Started out as a typo, wheesong is the act of wheezing so hard that it actually creates an unpleasant symphony, its a quite a remarkable thing if i say so

Aoona just wheezed so damn hard that i could hear her wheesong from miles away

by Cunt: destroyed February 21, 2019

Wessy

Elegant yet simple

Okay, tessy wessy.

by SamChamber April 14, 2022

Wessex

A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart

Damn my gf left me and killed my parents

Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart

by JBig J April 26, 2022

Wess

A way of saying “wassup”

Friend 1: “hey guys”
Friend 2: “wassup”
Me: “Wess”

by Vanahhh January 22, 2021

smith and wesson

what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.

no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.

by 4506-1 June 20, 2006

Whesme

An akward turtle situation where someone is embarrased infront of lots of fit boys/girls.

or

like nub sex where esme is trying to do the worm for the first time. you are then a break-dancing virgin and look like a beached whale.

i.e. Oh my god did you see that girl at the party last night she was a total whesme.

by we're the whales, and we're having a whale of a time!!!! May 17, 2008

wessonality

Propensity for getting oiled up, down and dirty

That girl's got wessonality.

by ssrat December 7, 2006