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Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.
Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.
by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008
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wienerschmuzzle

a stretegically inserted penis in someone's mouth used only when said recipient will not be quite. usually done with brute force.
Toots used a wienerschmuzzle on that little Angel down the hall because he said "who turned that perfectly good water into wine" (as in 2 buck chuck)
by Princess of Wood June 22, 2008
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Weenursickle

1(N) When a males weenur gets cold half way through peeing in the snow it becomes a weenursickle.

2(ADJ) A person that just plain bothers you to the point you call them a weenursickle.
1) (N)

I went to pee in the snow, it was so too cold, now i have to warm my weenursickle up by the fire.

2) (ADJ)

Dude quit being such a weenursickle.
by TSKPat13 December 1, 2009
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fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.
every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.
by bubbles may October 22, 2008
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weener

Look that guys a weener!
too rite!
by balthazar03 April 19, 2004
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Weinerslave

An individual that is a slave to a weiner (or schlong/shlort). the opposite of pussywhipped.
Frank: hey man you wanna hang out with jenny tonight?

Jim: nah bro i heard she turned into a weinerslave. jofestus is her wiener tyrant.
by studcockbukkakesensei May 25, 2013
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wish weiners

A weiner that is either made with Soy-based products or Tofu.
EEEW! I hope Pam is not serving wish weiners for the cook out this weekend!
by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009
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