Wearing The Pants

The act of pwnage in a relationship with a significant other. The member of the relationship wearing pants will have total control of the other person. Also see pussy whipped

Goat: So wanna come hang out with me and the guys?
Sacktap: Nah, I gotta go out with my girl.
Goat: Dude, what are you doing? Start wearing the pants.

by Sacktap June 24, 2006

who are you wearing?

Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.

Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*

by mAgik bUs April 25, 2006

bobbing and weaving

(Gerundial noun phrase). Literally, a series of movements executed in the sport of boxing in which one participant dodges and parries his opponent's punches by moving quickly back and forth, and up and down, so as not to present a stable target. Used figuratively to describe behavior that is less than straightforward, esp. in dealings with others.

Niggaz be bobbing and weaving and shit, I ain't feelin' that, y'all need to come correct.

by D'ebree October 15, 2010

weiting

beloved of a ninja.

e.g. without weiting, there wouldn't be a ninja.

by ninja57 January 4, 2011

I am a man who is wearing a hat

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

Kanye Westing

an act or action that is TOTALLY random, flummoxing, and improvisational, that leaves or those surrounding the individual flabbergasted and thinking did that person just say or do that?? It is usually following by a shaking of the head, the dropping of the jaw and an OMG!!!! Prompting an IMMEDIATE post on FACEBOOK, MYSPACE OR TWITTER. *CANN0N* Still progressing….

Back up and give him some space he is "Kanye Westing" be prepared 4 anything.

by *CANN0N* September 18, 2009

wearing nikes

by definition means being under the influence of marijuana

roy: hey dude whats up
bob: man, im wearing nikes
roy: Duuuude

by Funk Master Steven September 5, 2005