Heather Washer

Probably the most stunning girl you will ever come in contact with. She will be-friend you quickly and steal your heart away. Be careful because this clever fox will seduce you into doing things you might not want to do.

Whoa, check out Heather Washer.

by the one and only SAF August 26, 2012

Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.

Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper

by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

weiner washer

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019

Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011

pussy washer

a bidet !

heard stated on construction site by a "mentally challenged" individual !

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer

a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'

just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !

here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

penny washer

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.

brandon, that penny washer, is such a faggot.

by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018

bish washer

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.

My bish Kristie was acting like such a hoe light night — I’m gonna put her in the bish washer.

by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022