Banter wanker 

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

Banter wanker by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019

fucking wanker

someone who is a fucking asshole

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker

fucking wanker by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019

Suit Wanker 

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.

Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.

Suit Wanker by Daveclap! March 19, 2012

wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie 

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

wankermobile 

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.

LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!

wankermobile by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004

wankership 

Portmanteau of the english words wanker and dictatorship.

1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.

2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.

Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.

wankership by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006