wankie hankie

Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making

I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie

by Tempo82 August 5, 2019

Wanky Reece

A kid who goes into the toilets at your secondary school / high school and has a wank but gets caught on multiple occasion. This is known as doing a "Wanky Reece"

Guy1: "I've just seen Reece having a wank in the toilets again"
Guy2: "Good old Wanky Reece"

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

wanky poo

the act of rectal stimulation causing an ejaculatory response during defication.

man1: ooo those 12 pints of guiness made my shit so hard it made me cum when i had a dump.

man2: that was a wanky poo! always something to look forward to!

by john thompson plymouth February 15, 2006

wanky spanky

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

stanky wanky

when you got a stanky wanky because you ain’t wash yo dicc in a long time

Boys mom- Boy your wanky is stanky
Boy- I know I have stanky wanky

by BJBoi42069 July 12, 2019

wanky panky

When two seriously horny guys get together to stroke the spooge out of each other's sausage.

Rick and his good buddy Dick like to take their lunches in private at the construction site. They find a quiet little place away from the other guys for a little wanky panky.

After fixing his TV, the cable repair guy and Hank spent a little extra time working on each other's equipment, with a little wanky panky.

After the game, some of the guys on our team like to kick back and play a little game of wanky panky with each other.

by Happy Wolf August 13, 2007

skanky wanky

when a guy hangs his head off the end of a couch and she rubs her ass in his face

yo i got a skanky wanky from amanda last nite

by will dearborn August 30, 2007