A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.
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A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.
Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!
Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
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1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
1. A system of government in which a state is ruled by one person with absolute power, where the person involved is a wanker.
2. (informal) A company run on similar terms.
Given Mussolini's policies, the government of Italy 1922-1943 is more accurately described as a facist wankership.
by lawfulhippo May 9, 2006
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Get the wankerish mug.The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.
Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012
Get the Pocket Wanker mug.A vile human being who originally was a huge chav maybe a week ago, but then suddenly purchases a pair of chinos and possibly an optional hollister shirt which replaces the traditional adidas tracksuit, and then suddenly presumes they are an "indie kid": they're not mainstream in the slightest, and "totally unique" from everybody else. Although seeing as most chavs are adopting the chino wanker style, it is becoming pretty mainstream.
Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.
Chino wankers are commonly more annoying than actual chavs themselves; they are louder, cockier, walk even more like a dickhead, pretend to be drunk as an excuse to act even more like a twat, shout at everyone who isn't also a chino wanker like them, and are just a general threat to rest of the human population.
''Mad Dez'': "Alright der mikey lad, lovin dem chino's got pair from topman the other day like, der well comfy arent de!"
Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"
*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*
"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"
"Mad Dez": "Wa"
Mikey: "yeah, yeah, proper nice yano feel like a new person yano,"
*The group see a person who is wearing a bandshirt that is fairly mainstream and isn't beige*
"mad dez": "EY YOU FUCKIN GIMP AHAHAHAH LOOK AT YOU YOU FUCKIN MOSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Socially acceptable person: "Fuck off you chino wanker, go and crawl back to your chav slum"
"Mad Dez": "Wa"
by LKilby August 28, 2011
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