wank

Ridiculous, annoying or stupid; usually refers to a bad outcome or situation

"I got kicked off the bus today 'cause I was 10p short"
"Man, that's wank"

"I lost my whole essay today, the computer was being wank and restarted."

"I have 9am lectures every day this week"
"That's wank."

by Carolyn Pitt October 28, 2005

wanking

too cause pleasure leading to an orgasm. sea cucumber stylie

hey lou babes,your wanking me just fine,stop worrying ;)

by leogets2007 September 22, 2006

wank

To rub your penis until you get much pleasure and you shoot sweet cum.

I had a good onld wank last night, The sheets were soaked in cum!

by Mad Whit September 14, 2003

Wank

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper'
Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

by Carlos Jones February 19, 2008

Wank

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015

WANK

A computer worm which stands for:
Worms
Against
Nuclear
Killers

The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed
You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

by Michin Crayon April 21, 2018

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 20, 2007