Vindified

A portmanteau of "justified" and "vindicated". Used when you prove all the haters wrong - you've been vindified. Used by Joey Ingram during a live stream of the partypoker MILLIONS final table.

"I knew calling with pocket tens there was a mistake, and the solvers prove it! I've been vindified!"

by Pa0lo December 7, 2018

Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Memey God September 13, 2018

Blue Veined Custard Launcher

An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.

"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

grape vine

friends or aquaintences you hear gossip from

i heard from the grape vine you've been talking shit.

by k-pog August 21, 2004

vindaloo poo

When you have a really spicy curry and it makes you need to go for a poo but when you do it burns your bum hole

Man1: cor blimey mate that curry last night was SPICY
Man2: innit bruv I had the fattest vindaloo poo after

by Mega oof February 15, 2019

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

do it for the vine

An excuse or way to convince your lesser intelligent friend to do something retarded.

Joker: Dude the camera's on you jumping or what?
Dumbass1: No this is weird bro im scared
Joker: do it for the vine
Dumbass1:o ye! it all makes sense now--*breaks legs*
Joker:sick!!!!!! bro you good
Dumbass1: did you get it*inpain*
Joker: ye lemme show you, o shit it was recording my face
Dumbass1: man fuck you

by proinvestor October 27, 2015