Ventura

The only decent city in Ventura County, geared mostly towards the working class and beach bums alike. Ventura is packed with all the retail stores you could need and still has a functioning main street, a rarity in America these days. Ventura does not have a walmart (thank god) but does have a target, kmart, big lots, and pretty much any other superstore that isn't wal mart; including a mall, 3 theaters, and about 20 smoke shops.

Dude, you just kicked my bong and shattered it! Oh well, I'm sure one of the 20 bong shops in Ventura is having a sale..

by kakarotch September 7, 2007

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 26, 2010

venturad

to get an undeserving person voted into office. Much like the Jesse Ventura

the locals just voted a 19 year old in to the mayors office, they got venturad

by Cully54868 April 25, 2010

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Reverse Ace Ventura 2

When a man shoves his head (face first is essential) into another mans rectum; as filmed from the inside with a GoPro

The reverse of the Mechanical Rhino "birth" scene from Ace Ventura 2

Dude legit Reverse Ace Ventura 2'd me last night. Does that make me gay?

by ThadTimCkark June 9, 2018

Venturetard

Male or female junior officers posted to Venture (the Naval Officer Training Center in Victoria, British Columbia), and awaiting training. These individuals commonly have a superiority complex and know that despite knowing nothing, they are still better than you are.

Their days are spent sitting on their brains, contemplating how best to kiss ass while throwing the person to his/her left under the bus.

Most Venturetards will go on to become MARS Officers. Both groups are hated equally, however, within the Canadian Navy.

I got caught not saluting some Venturetard yesterday; apparently they have value despite their abject uselessness.

by MyPantsAreShorterThanYours June 24, 2010

Ventriliqueef

The act of queefing in a manner that makes it sound as if coming from someone else.

The girl was laughed at for the ventriliqueef her rude friend let loose.

by ChinaCatSunflower May 27, 2010