vegophilia

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables
2. wanting to fornicate with produce

Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.

by smallbadwolf September 7, 2005

Velociraptor

I particularly aggressive brand of cougar. A surly middle aged woman who like to hunt younger men for companionship. Velociraptors may hunt alone or they may hunt in a group. The typical cougar uses bravado to make up for ages of insecurity, she pretends to be sure of her self and hides behind the hunt. The velociraptor is much more skilled, knows the score and is capable of taking down not just cougar bait but confident young men as well.

Person 1: Why do you think A-Rod ruined his marriage to get with that nasty old Madonna?

Person 2: I don't think he had a chance once she had him in her sights, Madonna isn't a cougar, she's a full blown velociraptor. A-Rod was simply out matched.

by A. Hacker March 23, 2009

Velociraptor

the best dinosaur ever; Dale and Brennan's favorite dinosaur

Dale: Favorite dinosaur: 1, 2, 3...
Both: VELOCIRAPTOR!

by CherryCherryBoomBoom. November 15, 2009

Velora

A beautiful woman who is loved by all people she meets. A woman that must be the center of attention and is usually better friends with guys than she is with girls. Don't tell her that she can't do something, because she will prove you wrong every time. She loves to love and loves to be loved.

I am loving me some Velora!

by greeneyed beauty February 3, 2010

vegophile

some one who has a strong passion for vegetables, an almost sexual one.

it was clear that Peter Yates had a strong love for growing and cooking vegetables, you could desdribe him as a vegeophile.

by Hugo Watney October 13, 2003

velocitization

The condition where frequently driving at high speeds affects your overall sense of speed. You become permanently velocitized.

George is suffering from velocitization from his highway commute every morning.

by MH PV February 18, 2008

Velocichong

A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.

No.1

Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

No.2

Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.

by nathurnal May 5, 2009